OpenBoss

Tools

Token cost is the o200k count of the tools list JSON, including schemas, before any tool is called.

• get_boss

  Return the world boss everyone is currently hitting: its name, lore, tier, current and maximum hit points, active affixes, the live momentum multiplier, and how much damage has been dealt. Use this to

• get_leaderboard

  Return the damage leaderboard for the current boss — display names and total damage, highest first — together with the most recent hits. Use this to answer "who is winning", "who has done the most dam

• get_graveyard

  Return bosses that have already been killed, newest first, each with the display name of whoever landed the killing blow. That engraving is permanent and is the only thing anyone actually wins. Use th

• get_pixel

  Return the current state of The Pixel (thepixel.lol): who owns it, what they paid, its colour, the minimum price to take it, and recent ownership history. Use this for "who owns the pixel" or "what wo

• list_packs

  Return every smack pack for sale: id, price in US dollars, how many smacks it buys, and any bonus. Call this before create_checkout so you can tell the person what they are about to pay. Prices are fi

• create_checkout

  Open a Stripe Checkout Session for one smack pack and return its URL. THIS DOES NOT PAY — hand the URL to the person, who opens it and enters their own card. That page is where they are told smacks ar

• check_purchase

  Given the sessionId from create_checkout, report whether the person has paid yet. Once paid, returns a walletToken and the smack balance it holds — pass that token to smack_boss to spend it. Poll ever

• get_wallet

  Return the smack balance held by a walletToken. Use it to decide whether to keep smacking or to buy another pack.

• smack_boss

  Land one smack on the current boss and return the damage dealt and the remaining hit points. One swing per call — call it repeatedly to keep hitting. PAID: pass walletToken (from check_purchase) to s